Beck Did It Better

Thank you all for being here. We're going to begin this meeting with a 2-hour guided meditation period where you can reflect on the best podcast about Massive Attack and the 241st greatest album of all time, Blue Lines.

 

But before we get to the music, we roast an elementary school teacher, celebrate our favorite margaritas, and relive a best man speech. We also venture to a Russian bathhouse and head to Reno to meet Beck Did it Better's #1 fan. (It turns out he doesn't want Rob's kidneys, he just likes podcasts about lists.)

 

Then, at (1:16:00), our partying collective breaks down Massive Attack's debut studio album, Blue Lines. We provide our passionate trip-hop fans another round of unlistenable drivel, chat about the best time to listen to this album, and cover the best Godzilla songs of all time. 

 

Next week we'll cool it down to become the best Velvet Underground podcast and discuss their fourth studio album, Loaded. Alright, there's marginal utility in continuing this meeting. Have a great day.

Making a podcast in the world today takes everything we've got. Telling your friends to listen now sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to laugh today.....If so, check out the best podcast about Sam Cooke and the 240th greatest album of all time, Live at the Harlem Square Club, 1963.

 

Before we get to the music, we walk the line of sacred and profane for an extended discussion of prolapsed duck corkscrews, the TV show Webster, and rollercoaster riding.. We also offer some wedding speech advice, critique adults running youth sports tournaments, and share our favorite burger toppings.

 

Then, at (51:00) we're having a party and covering Sam Cooke's second live album. We celebrate Sam's raw voice, King Curtis on the sax, and the best songs about diseases. 

 

Next week, we'll keep you safe from harm when we become the best Massive Attack podcast and cover the 1991 trip hop album, Blue Lines.

 

 

Today we become the best podcast about Boogie Down Productions as we set the timer and have our first "Mission Impossible" podcast. We talk about grabbing babies, small stools, and Aaron's kid has pet bugs. 

 

Next week we go to Miami and listen to the long long live classic "Sam Cooke: Live at the Harlem Square Club"

This podcast may give you an existential crisis when we Marching Dice a John Philip Sousa song on your face and become the best podcast about Kraftwerk and 238th greatest album of all time, Trans-Europe Express. 

 

Before we get to the music, we let our haters become our motivators for some discussion of dominatrix dreams, one-arm pushups, and concert posters. We also celebrate a mental health day with another pack of Boston Baked Beans. Good luck trying to do a carpool karaoke version of this part of the pod with Chicken James Cordon Bleu.

 

Then, at (1:13:00), these four showroom dummies cover the 1977 electronic album, Trans-Europe Express. We discuss Krautrock music, sequencers, and Kraftwerk's influence on Dr. Dre.

 

Next week's episode will feature a dope beat as we become the best Boogie Down Production podcast and cover the 1987 hip-hop album, Criminal Minded.

You've got a golden ticket so come and spread out on the bed and listen as the Beck Did it Better Gang talk bachelor party memories as we beg for a party. We talk artists who took a dip, what conversations Aaron's facewash is starting at a party, and we get DOs and DON'Ts about seeing an NBA playoff game. Matt is having a gay old time shopping online and Russell tells us how someone having a boyfriend is NOT a rejection. 

 

 

Then we delve into an album we found out we LOVED and talk skiing with Willie, songs about another woman, and we listen to one of the worst Beach Boys songs I have ever heard. Then we talk about LIMP body parts. 

Call the Beck Line 802 277 BECK.

 

NEXT WEEK: Wir sprechen endlich über deutsche Electronica-Bands, wenn wir KRAFTWERK'S TRANSEUROPA EXPRESS covern