Beck Did It Better

Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack (1977)

Listeners...we live in a world that has music podcasts, and those music podcasts have to be guarded by co-hosts with amazing jokes. Who's gonna do it? You, Bob Ross? You, John Popper? The Beck Did it Better podcast has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for more music discussion, and you curse our Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles talk. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what we know....that this podcast, while tragic, is probably the best podcast about disco music; and that our existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, is the best podcast about the Bee Gees and 163rd greatest album of all time, the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.

 

You don't want that truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT to hear song parodies about cow pee and you NEED to hear us talk about sex tourism in Ft. Pierre, South Dakota.

 

We have neither the time or the inclination to explain ourselves to the dumbshit single-finger shifters who skip ahead to (54:00) to listen to the amazing Saturday Night Fever analysis that we provide and then question the manner in which we provide it. 

 

We would rather that you just said "thank you" and recommend Beck Did it Better to your friends. Otherwise, we suggest you join us next week for the best Johnny Cash podcast, when we pull back the Long Black Veil on At Folsom Prison. Either way, we don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to.

 

Did we talk about cock cages for a second week in a row on this podcast? We did the job!

 

Did we talk about the real big nasty ones on this podcast? YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT WE DID!!!

Pulp: Different Class (1995)

For all you common people looking for the best podcast about Pulp and the 162nd greatest album of all time, Different Class. Whoot..There it Is! 

 

But before we get to the album, the first half of this episode is where all the dicks hang out when discuss monitored drug testing, toe tapping in airport bathrooms, and cock cage chastity devices, Then the podcast is kind of nice when we talk about how to make the best frothy espresso martini, MTV themed cosumes, and driving in silience. We also shake our groove thing on a record store adventure and discuss the best movie soundtracks, the modern day Huey Lewis, and the best songs written by Dennis Linde. 

 

Then at (1:12:00) we discuss Pulp's 1995 album, Different Class. We discuss the best Britpop anthems, Pulp versus Oasis, and the best songs with spelled-out lyrics. We also get into an unbelievable inception list that will make you sweat when we discuss the best songs on Jock Jams Volume 1. 

 

Beck Did it Better is stayin alive next week when we become the best Bee Gees podcast and cover one of the greatest selling albums of all time, the Saturday Night Fever soundtrackx

Crosby, Stills, and Nash: Crosby, Stills, & Nash (1969)

I'm begging you...don't open the duffle bag, don't look up what's wrong with yourself on WebMD, and don't download this podcast. But if you must download, you'll be sure to find the best podcast about Crosby, Stills & Nash and the 161st greatest album of all time, Crosby, Still & Nash.

 

But before we get to the music we yuck on your yum and talk male sex dolls, streaking, and removing an Exit 69 sign from the highway. Then we cover stone fruit season, Big George Foreman, and the most attractive anti-vaxxers. We also become the best education podcast of 2023 when we talk private school parents, teacher unions, and smelly backpacks. This part of the podcast is sure to remind you of Brad Pitt's cousin....Stu.

 

Then at (50:00) we jump aboard the Marrakesh Express and discuss the eponymous debut studio from the folk supergroup Crosby, Still & Nash. We talk about the California sound, the worst song ever written, members of the 32 club, and share the first ever Crosby, Stills, Nash & Biggie Smalls mashup!

 

Next week we invite all of you common people to our live bed show when we become the best Pulp podcast and cover the 1995 Britpop album, Different Class. 

Pearl Jam: Ten (1991)

(Editor's Note) We didn't quit. I just forgot it was Tuesday and then my dog was so itchy I took him to the vet and then I had to help my kid with her math homework and it was about scale factors so it took a bit. 

This week's episode is as close to religion as we can get because this is the best podcast about Pearl Jam and the 160th greatest album of all time. This podcast also really whips the llama's ass because it is sponsored by Beringer White Zinfandel, Fever-Up, and Ticketmaster.

 

Before we get into the music, we get lost in the sauce in the sauce discussing the best things to do in San Francisco, bar hopping style, and the price of condoms.  Then we chat about solo road trips and the best gas station snacks. We also dink and dunk for a little bit, becoming the best pickleball podcast of 2023.

 

Then at (45:00) our thoughts arrive like butterflies when we cover Pearl Jam's debut album, Ten. We discuss Pearl Jam's formation, how late 70s rock influenced Pearl Jam, and Eddie Vedder's unique voice and solo efforts. We also cover Pearl Jam's best live songs, the best Pearl Jam albums, and the best songs that are not on albums.

 

If you were helplessly hoping for another podcast episode, you don't have to cry, because next week we become the best Crosby, Still and  Nash podcast and discuss their eponymous debut album, Crosby, Stills & Nash. 

The Police: Synchronicity (1982)

All's fair in tantric love, war, and our most remarkable episode ever, the best podcast about The Police, and the 159th greatest album of all time, Synchronicity.

 

But before we get to the album we make some pre-jokes about Robo Cop's pro wrestling debut, baseball field maintenance, and the best ice cream flavors. We also become the best self-care podcast when we discuss manicures and whether it's okay to sleep on the other side of the bed. Warning, These opening licks are sure to leave a couple of wet spots.

 

Then, at (40:00), this podcast bends when other podcasts end and we discuss the Police's most successful studio album, Synchronicity. We cover Sting's contributions to the police, the reggae influence on the Police, and the best songs from Guitar Hero Encore: Rock the 80s. We also discuss the conflicts between the Police band members and how they couldn't stand to record in the same studio together. Sounds a bit familiar, huh? 

 

Next week this podcast comes alive and we've got a little story for you when we become the best Pearl Jam podcast and cover the rock band's 1991 debut studio album, Ten.