Beck Did It Better

The Velvet Underground: Velvet Underground (not the one with the banana) 1969

Oh drat! Some might say this week's episode is a travesty. But why would anyone ever delete the best podcast about The Velvet Underground and the 143rd greatest album of all time, The Velvet Underground (without Nico).

 

Before we get to the music, we invite you to the room where it happens to discuss monster trucks, the most expensive concert tickets we've ever purchased, and the best things to do in Vegas. We also review The Super Mario Brothers Movie, go on an epic rant about fancy ballpark food, and discuss what it's like to date a cheerleader. We also confirm that we have nothing to say about the Octomom.

 

Then at (56:00), Candy says it's time to talk about The Velvet Underground and their self-titled folk rock album from 1969. We discuss spoken word tracks, the Juno soundtrack, and the best female drummers of all time.

 

Next week we'll try not to make you sick again when we trample you under our feet for the best Led Zeppelin podcast, when we cover the 1975 hard rock album, Physical Graffiti.

Bruce Springsteen: Born in the USA (1984)

One, two, three, four! Even though this episode is too long we'd appreciate you leaving a review telling people that this is the best podcast about Bruce Springsteen and the 142nd greatest album of all time, Born in the U.S.A.

 

A warning for all you listeners who landed on this podcast after listening to Sea Change by Beck...before we get to the album, we start a secret text chain to discuss Smokey Robinson's new album Gazms, airport gaslighting, and how everybody needs a little time away. We also become the best royal coronation podcast when we pledge our allegiance to our liege, King Charles. 

 

Then at (54:00) your cool hard rockin' 'daddies make it last all night when we discuss the Boss and his 1984 rock album, Born in the U.S.A. We discuss the most famous butts in music, Springsteen's deceptively depressing music, and the best heartland rock songs. We also unlock some core memories about Frank Thomas and Jeff Paper Bagwell.

 

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Next week you should join us after hours when we become the best Velvet Underground podcast and discuss their eponymous folk-rock album, The Velvet Underground. 

 

Pixies: Doolittle (1989)

If man is five, and the devil is six, then that must make Beck Did it Better seven because this week we are the best Pixies podcast when we cover the 141st greatest album of all time, Doolittle.

 

Before we get to the album we let loose our king gizzard and lizard wizard for some lively discussion of sapiosexuals, phone call etiquette, birthday gifts, and the most important bartending skills. We think you should save and bookmark this episode, but even if you don't like it, you can't be mad at us because we talked about Hamilton last week.

 

Then at (51:00) we discuss the Pixies second studio album, Doolittle. We discuss why the Pixies are every band's favorite band, the Pixies influence on the alternative rock scene, and the best songs from privileged Northeast college bands. 

 

Next week will continue talking about our glory days when we become the best Bruce Springsteen podcast and cover the Boss's heartland rock album, Born in the U.S.A.

Bob Marley and the Wailers: To Catch a Fire (1973)

We know you're lying when you tell us you're catching up on the podcast. So why don't you handle your business with aplomb instead and enjoy the best podcast about Bob Marley and The Wailers and the 140th greatest album of all time, Catch a Fire.

 

Before we get to the album, we listen to a great voicemail on the Beck Line which leads us down a memory lane of the best podcast bits ever. We also discuss swimming pool etiquette, family card games, and hydration. We also remind you of our love when we become the best Hamilton podcast.  

 

Then at (1:07:00) we stop that train of nonsense and talk about The Wailers and their 1973 reggae album, Catch a Fire. We discuss Calypso music's influence on reggae, Delaware LLC law, and the best songs about kinks.

 

Next week's episode is sure to bring a wave of podcast mutilation when we become the best Pixies podcast and discuss their alternative rock album, Doolittle.

 

Black Sabbath: Paranoid (1970)

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Hello ghouls and boys. It's Paranoid by Black Sabbath! We talk honing rods, fruit roll ups, and we beep our car horns. 

 

Russ brings the heat with a great list about the best riffs in heavy metal and we talk about the first metal album ever. 

 

Next up, Bob Marley and the Wailers To Catch a Fire. More like Bob Barely Alive! (Crypt Keeper puns are both hard and don't work in text form(